What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Lose lips shimk ships.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Bible.. Hm.?

Maybe leave out

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

You shall not bear false witness.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

I don't like religions.

What did one boob say to the other boob

This isn't going to, hurt.

But this is not

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Deuteronomy 17

Innocent before proven guilty

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

I don't like

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

I like God is love and lives within you.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Your going to be alright just relax

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?